Saturday, August 15, 2009

9 ways of women express

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' -
which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement ,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

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